Ninja? Sure...
Toobix Betas
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5 out of 4 ninja have problems with fractions.
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« on: 09-18-08, 08:09:32 PM » |
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Yea that's correct, Beard's official day is talk like a pirate day!!!! So how do ye plan t'celebrate! Can our bestes mate RedBeard demonstrate the finer points of pirattitude. Me had to change me icon for this one mate!!!
Good day!
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« Reply #1 on: 09-19-08, 12:15:50 AM » |
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Avast ye mateys! It be Fridee, o' course, and a fine time fer splicin' th' mainbrace! So quit hanging the jib, ye filthy bilgerats! Batten down the hatches and hoist the mizzen! There's piratin' t'be done! An' don't be caught hangin' around wit no landlubber NINJA. Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko!
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« Last Edit: 09-19-08, 07:15:38 AM by redbeard_prime »
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« Reply #2 on: 09-19-08, 12:47:28 AM » |
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A pirate walks into a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch.
"How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks the bartender.
"I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate. "A shark bit off me whole leg."
"Wow!" says the bartender. "What about the hook?"
"I lost me hand while boarding an enemy ship. One o' them had a sword and cut me when I wasn't lookin'"
"Incredible!" remarked the bartender. "And the eye patch?"
"A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the bartender asked.
"It was me first day with the hook."
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« Last Edit: 09-19-08, 07:16:04 AM by redbeard_prime »
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« Reply #3 on: 09-19-08, 07:18:50 AM » |
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Aye, they get worse ...
What do ye call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
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« Reply #4 on: 09-19-08, 07:32:12 AM » |
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Gather round, mateys and hear my tale. Once I found meself on a ship sailin' around the Carribean. While sittin down to partake in a mighty captain's feast, I was approached from behind by another lad what called himself a pirate. This no good son of a biscuit eater wanted to take a picture of me bein' captured, and then charge me a ransom lest he spread the photo around to me enemies. Aye, but I saw it differently. When swords are drawn, a pirate doesn't back down! A pirate steps up to the challenge! I had misplaced me sword at the time, but I showed him what a pirate can do with a butter knife! Arrrr !  PS: Me thinks his parrot was a fake ... |
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« Reply #5 on: 09-19-08, 10:56:37 AM » |
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Can you guys believe that I entered into a legally-bound business agreement with this guy? What was I thinking!?!
j/k of course. Love the eye-patch rbp.
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"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." -Ben Franklin
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« Reply #6 on: 09-19-08, 01:37:03 PM » |
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By Thor's Hammer! It's e-effect! You salty dog, I thought fer sure ye were feedin the fishes of the briny deep! Well, now that yer back from the depths of Davy Jones' locker, perhaps ye can take a message back to yer ninja buddies! Any scallawag dressed in black pajamas what steps on my ship is as good as ended, mate. He'll be made to kiss the gunner's daughter, keelhauled, and then hung from the yardam! Aye, them that die'll be the lucky ones ...
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« Reply #7 on: 09-19-08, 01:39:12 PM » |
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A pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goin' to have to pee in the boat."
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« Reply #8 on: 09-19-08, 05:12:24 PM » |
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The beard is nuts, and I also think the beard is the professor. He is just a little too good the phonetic spellings not to be. Admit it mateeeee, it was you all along.
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« Reply #9 on: 09-20-08, 07:10:38 AM » |
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Dear goodness there's two of them.
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« Reply #10 on: 09-20-08, 07:21:37 AM » |
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Aye, a good showing on pirate day, mateys. All of ye are welcome to join me crew (except fer e-effect ... he's got a holiday of his own coming up ...) Until next year, me buckos, remember this .. Why did the pirate cross the sea? To get to the other tide! Arrrr! (Aye, that was a groaner...) |
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« Reply #11 on: 09-23-08, 09:19:23 PM » |
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All of ye are welcome to join me crew (except fer e-effect ... he's got a holiday of his own coming up ...) That's alright my sea-faring friends. Keep your eye patches, parrots and Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day. We have our neck-break technique. Booyah. |
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« Reply #12 on: 09-25-08, 05:27:33 AM » |
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« Reply #13 on: 09-25-08, 07:24:43 AM » |
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Awesome! lol ..
One or two of those pics are kind of disturbing, but otherwise a good find.
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