It’s not everyday that an evil alien mastermind tries to erase Earth from existence. Lucky for you, there is a way out. No, not bribing him with cookies. That only works for starving videogame developers. Instead, the fate of the world is in your hands as you challenge Mortex to an epic battle of wits in the strategy game known as the Mortex Vortex. After beating Mortex at his own game (or at least after valiantly trying), grab a shirt and show the rest of the world that some things are worth remembering. Like where I put my car keys, for example. Anybody seen em’?

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