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Pirates love treasure. That is a well-known fact. Pirates also love rum. …And babes. …And swords. …And eye patches, and big hats, and the open sea, and parrots, and fighting, and swinging from chandeliers, and rarely, but on occasion, musical theater. Ok, I made that last part up. But one thing pirates do NOT like is yard work. Aye, that be work for the cabin boy! (Besides, I’ve got tickets to Hairspray tonight…)
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